Ok, I love Regretsy. They found this most supreme example of internet magick quackery on eBay.
It’s a vampire transformation spell. For turning you (or a loved one, I suppose) into a vampire. The whole thing is worth reading, but I loved loved loved this bit in particular:
“LET ME SAY THOUGH THAT IF YOU FIND SOME EBAY VAMPIRE SPELLS OUT THERE FOR LIKE $20,$50,$80, WHATEVER, THEN I ASSURE YOU THAT THEY ARE SCAMMERS. ALWAYS IF YOUR SEARCHING FOR A SPELL AND SEE THE SPELL YOU FIND AND ITS PRICED KIND OF HIGH THEN IT IS MOST LIKELY LEGIT.”
And that’s when I realized, the cheapest spell on Rule of Three is only $50! I look like a scammer!
So I did what any self-respecting, legitimate magickal businessperson would do. I added a zero to all of the prices on the site. I want to make sure that all our customers know that Rule of Three is a high quality source for only the finest, most potent quackery available.