Another thing from my transmedia book project. This is a pocket degree from a psychic university. Some vandal has marred it with a stamp of condemnation!
I'm not happy with the way the signatures came out. I wrote them on paper with a ball point and then shrunk them down, but I think I will redo them with a sharpie. Also, that's a misuse of the word "scurrilous." Nothing comes out perfect on the first try. Yes, this will be a thing you can buy. Yes, it will have the QUACKERY brand on it. It also comes with a whole back full of explanation and disclaimers, and a quick portal into the experience. You too can become a card-carrying quack! This school doesn't even give out wall diplomas. They feel your credentials are more real if you can carry them around with you all the time, like a library card or one of those useless pocket calendars with a dry-cleaning ad on the back.